Jokes

The Doctor says, “You’ll live to be 60!” “I AM 60!” “See, what did I tell you?”

Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, “Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami.” She said, “We can’t do that!” I told her, “You did it last week!”

Roger Schnur

A waiter at a Jewish country club walks up to a table and says, “Ladies, in anything ok?”