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Quick Jokes to Remember

Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, “Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami.” She said, “We can’t do that!” I told her, “You did it last week!”

The Doctor says, “You’ll live to be 60!” “I AM 60!” “See, what did I tell you?”

The doctor says to the patient, “Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window”. “What will that do?” asks the patient. The doctor says, “I’m mad at my neighbor!”

Teacher says, “Class, use the word ‘contagious’ in a sentence”. Sheamus stands up and says, “My father and I saw an old lady scrubbing a floor of a shop with a toothbrush. My dad says to me ‘son, it’ll take that contagious to finish cleaning that floor!”

 
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